Hey, buddy! You’re just in time. The show’s about to begin. What’s your poison? A martini? Fabulous!

I hear this new guy, Sinzano rolls into town with a new gig. He comes in here all kooky, crazy with interlocks and says, “You ain’t seen nothin’ like me, babe. I got so many interlocks it’ll knock your socks off.” I says, “You think that impresses me?” He says, “Yeah. I got over 400 of ‘em and there aut-o-matic in OpenType savvy applications.” More…

Well, sir, that’s a hatload of cool ways to make my text sizzle so I says, “Lay it on me!” Sinzano.

If there’s a job he can’t do, I ain’t heard about it.